Swimming

Today, nothing interesting happened, I sat around at lunchtime and morning tea, doing nothing other than wagging my english catch-ups. Afterschool, swimming was much more fun. I got three chocolate bars and a great game of water-polo. My midget friend Mitchell Nash brags on about how he is in Saint Kentergans Prep 1st waterpolo team. So he was showing off his awesome moves, which included reverse smacking a ball into a 12 year olds face and taking off my brothers head *hi-5*. I played with the insuperior squad and did a very epic move and hit a blackboard about 20metres from the goal. It was fail and epic at the same time. Anyway, my mum wants me down and there are *dodgy characters outside pissing on my hedge*. Soon they will be wet, dodgy characters outside pissing on my hedge.